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The artist and yoga

get a nano. model thirty months, curls and chubby little hands.
Send him to kindergarten: you know that a day - coincidentally on Sundays when you have that conference that you can not miss-starts to vomit model riposseduta "flush with a yard and passes, pecking , in order:
himself
so cool your shoes and suede
the floor
the play mat for your daughter for three months.
OK. Do yoga, cursing fate and treacherous bastard, give up the conference, and spent three days clinging to him, making him the scratch card for a stomach ache, reading books and improvising ballets that if you see the neighbors call the neuro .
What happens on the morning of the fourth day?
happens that you are landed with a "throw" that makes you not even get out of bed-and-punishment fainting that he can not leave for more than you meters from the bathroom. Dwarf virus is hard on her parents making meatballs.
And what does the dwarf to get us up?
DOES THAT GRAB TWO PASTELS is suddenly a MURALS INPUT ON THE WALL, WHO IS HERE.
and when his dad asked him "Nano, but what you fattoooooo? "
he does, candid: "I did .. I POPOTE good dad"
how do you pissed in front of such unbounded admiration for such a work of art?
It 's easy, do not be mad.
The problem is that now the dwarf at all sends lewd glances imuri home ....